May 2013
“I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens. If I’m...”
– most-awkward-moments (via david)
pamshazam asked: You're awesome and I miss ya. Okay, bye!
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nohomocide:
accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful
bonèr
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pityreblogs:
sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving
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“People are always so boring when they band together. You have to be alone to...”
– Andy Warhol (via drinktheantidote)
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save-theserpent:
at least the internet has 0 calories
there has never been a post that has made me happier.
“When searching for the lost remember 8 things.
1.
We are vessels. We are...”
– Michael Lee, “Pass On” (via pigmenting)
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hopelessbaka:
at least gravity is attracted to me
cchannette:
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vvrathia:
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god
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Talking Heads - Oblivion
My grandmother stood in a wave of fans to see Marilyn Monroe. When she asked Marilyn if she was single, she said, “Never marry. It’s dreary.” And she shined this bright smile as if she gave the most remarkable, life-changing advice of the decade deemed “loyalty to your husbands”.
My mother shoved into a restaurant to see Edie Sedgwick and when she asked her what...
timetravelingtrickster:
I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
