Libraries have always seemed to me pleasantly mad places, and for as long as I...– Alberto Manguel, The Library at Night (via librarianista)
xiao-chun: justinbiebersexualfrustration: I had another Justin dream last night. I was in school during an exam and Justin was under the table giving me head. And the exam had questions like “How good is Justin Bieber at sucking you dick?” -the answer was very and I came in his throat. Then he serenaded me with One Time and I cried…then masturbated. I cried….then masturbated
How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
lets-blow-a-hole-in-this-town: niggle-pie: negativenzi: reve-rie: aliciasw0nderland: Tie a noose-like knot with your lace. Slide it through the small opening of the car door. Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car. TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007 reblogging for future references ;) WE ARE THE FUTURE CRIMINALS. I...
Born This Way..
So, I was at Bloomingdales, and I overheard this woman talking about how yesterday her son was talking to her about this kid bullying him because he was gay, and he was sorta in tears, and she told him she’d talk to the school the next day, and comforted him, and when things calmed down, she turned on the radio and Born This Way played. “The random things that are so relevant and...
from the right-brained mind...: Kids these days...... →
sweetxcandyxashy: So, this morning, my dad was telling us this one story he heard on the news the other day. A 12 year old kid was addicted to the internet. Big time. Like day and night. It actually got so serious to the point where he’d skip school just to be on the internet. He’d also take the time to call-in…
Everyone’s sex life is funny, but your own.– Director John Waters, speaking to Terry Gross on NPR Fresh Air (via michaelmaczesty)