Frida Kahlo,What The Water Gave Me, 1938
nathan, amateur at everything.
(Source: shermdip)
though MLK unrelated, I woke up from it like a half hour ago. It went like this..
I went to have a haircut at a barber owned by these funny little Mexican ladies and they shaved nearly half my hair off because my mom told them to. I got so angry I nearly took the scissors and attacked my mom but Spencer (@thiskidisabitch) told me to wait to kill my entire family. I asked how.
He said in bear suits and we’ll maul them to death. I said okay. We did so. But it wasn’t my family, it was Liam Neeson’s family. So he’s dead now. Then we ran outside but he ran away without me, but Calvin (@fricken-calvin) was right there at the curb with his car so I jumped in. Inside was Jason Chi, Bo (@jemeursderire), and Richard (@doctorchair), and they were all having a fast blast dance party to Mariachi music. I didn’t dance because I was frozen for some reason.
Then we went up to their dorms where it was spic-n’-span white clean where they continued their dance party in which case I left, but then came across Jeremy again and he was stripped down to his whitey-tighteys with a friend, contemplating on cheating for a test. I told them no, they went for yes.
Then Calvin, Jason, Bo, and Richard went off to see a movie and I went home in a bear suit. On the way home Brianna (@alovebee) kicked me in the groin. I don’t know what I did, but I’m sure I deserved it.
When I got home, my mom killed me with a pair of scissors.
The End.
(Source: missxkreepshow)